Child Psychologists Agree: "Two's Are Terrible"

By now, any numbskull knows a child's second year of life is deemed "terrible." It is indeed a trying time for parents and children alike. But you should also know that I, for one, didn't need someone else to tell me this. On April 28, 1981 - as verified by two witnesses, "Pop Pop" and "Gammy" - at only two years of age, I said, and I quote, "This is terrible." Vindicated.