Action: Sell Chocolate and Save Endangered Species

By now, you better have a good reason for why it was so hard to keep the Black Rhino from going extinct. The animal is gone now. Yet I just stumbled across something called the Endangered Species Chocolate Company. It was founded by a man named Jon Stocking. He was working on a fishing boat when he got the idea. Legend has it that one day a net he helped pull up had a dolphin tangled in it. When Jon and dolphin met eye to eye, Cupid took aim with two arrows: one for the heart and one for the blowhole. Jon cut the fish free and then stole away with the dolphin. It dried out and died in his bunk later that night, but Jon went on to found this chocolate company. The point I'm trying to make is that someone has made it so easy for you to not kill animals to extiction. All you have to do is fill your pieholes with chocolate bars and all the proceeds go to animal preservation. It's not that hard. Vindicated.