Vomiticated



By now, everyone knows that sea cucumbers vomit their internal organs at enemies as a form of defense. Again, I was right. In my seminal work of atheism, "How God Has Ruined You" (1995, Harper-Collins), I wrote, "God is not real. It is a fiction." If god (de-capitalization intended) were real, he'd give us the power to vomit out our internal organs and grow new ones whenever they became diseased. It'd also be handy when being mugged ("Go go, spleen!") Sea cucumbers grow them back. The power is out there. See? Vindicated.