Licking It Up
By now, everyone knows that 11:30am is totally lollipop time. It doesn't matter what you got yourself into last night - you could have fallen down the stairs and on to your best friend's wife or got yourself elbow-deep in dolphin throats - lollipops will forgive. And, like 300 years ago, they invented the "tongue tattoo," which is a lollipop with a picture of Santa on it in white, and if you suck the Santa bit real hard, it rubs off on your tongue. This was invented in the dark ages as an early precursor to the daguerreotype. All this and more can be found on my palimpsest, "Daguerreotypes, Palimpsests, What Came Before, and How Right I Was All Along." The obverse side reads, "Vindicated."
By now, everyone knows that 11:30am is totally lollipop time. It doesn't matter what you got yourself into last night - you could have fallen down the stairs and on to your best friend's wife or got yourself elbow-deep in dolphin throats - lollipops will forgive. And, like 300 years ago, they invented the "tongue tattoo," which is a lollipop with a picture of Santa on it in white, and if you suck the Santa bit real hard, it rubs off on your tongue. This was invented in the dark ages as an early precursor to the daguerreotype. All this and more can be found on my palimpsest, "Daguerreotypes, Palimpsests, What Came Before, and How Right I Was All Along." The obverse side reads, "Vindicated."
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