Vindicated Exclusive Look: View from Inside Britney's Vag

By now, we've all seen Britney Spears' bristly mound of red-raw vag. It's all over the internet. Just go to Perez Hilton's blog and you'll see it, along with many other candid shots of celebrity whores' holes. Pantiless upskirts, it seems, are the new sex tapes, just as sex tapes were the new beating-up-your-maid, and beating up your maid was the new rehab visit, and rehab visits were the new getting-caught-with-a-prostitute, and getting caught with a prostitute was the new bellybutton reveal, ad infinitum. Whenever a celebrity realizes he or she has no talent, he or she must get caught in a compromising and controversial situation to revive interest in them. What we here at Vindicated want to do is stay ahead of the trend, so I'm giving our readers an exclusive first glimpse at what can only be the next crest on the celebrity-by-controversy wave of public interest. I give you the very first shot taken from inside a celebrity's cum dump. Vindicated.