Saddam Escapes!

By now, everyone knows feared Dictator-For-Life Saddam Hussein has escaped his American captors by digging a secret hole beneath his bunk with soup spoons. My information has it that he emerged from his tunnel just on the other side of the American Green Zone's barbed wire fence sometime around 5:58AM Saturday. By 6:20AM, he was out of his prison garb and back into desert camo fatigues (an accomplice hid them in a shrub). By 6:48AM, a thug in Ray-ban's picked him up at a nondescript rest stop off Baghdad 66. By that time, he had already shaved his salt-n-pepper beard, leaving only his classic generalissimo moustache. He slipped his own pair of Ray-ban's on while calmly getting into the unmarked black sedan. "This Ace of Spades always trumps," he is said to have quipped to his crony. Now that it's been two days, there's little doubt that he's presently parasailing off of St. Kitts. Look, I want the guy captured and justice served as much as anyone else, but I predicted this when I edited Saddam's wikipedia entry three weeks ago, liberally sprinkling candid photos of man-made holes, diagrams of prison bunkers and images of soup spoons randomly throughout the entry's main text. Hey admins, see if you can revert it to Vindicated.