Presidential Rape: Is There a Better Kind?

By now, everyone knows the President of Israel raped a bunch of girls. But really, what did they expect? What with the sinecure and all those "secretaries" walking around in those "low-rise jeans." A rape every now in then is bound to happen, even if by accident. Especially in a land like Israel, which is wracked with sectarian violence and rape and what-not. It's like I said in my seminal pamphlet during the 60s, the time of Free Love: "Rape is bound to happen from time to time, especially among those in power with nothing else to do. Ladies, don't dress like it if you don't want it." So vindicated.