College Girls Gone What?

By now, every guy in a Billabong shirt, and unemployed people, know that college girls go wild. Well, suspecting I might be vindicated, I ordered the video. Those girls are so not wild. They were mostly just flashing. And overweight. That's not wild. Wild is like when I got a rustry trombone from a prostitute while giving a Dutch knuckle right into the vagina of your mom. Last night. Vindicated.