Just Dropped Huge Bomb

By now, even the most doveish among us knows that North Korea detonated a atomic bomb underground on Monday morning, creating a magnitude-4.2 seismic event. I mean, I was so right about this all along. Four years ago, in 2002, I came out of the bathroom and went into the living room where everyone was seated and said, "It was like a magnitude-4.2 seismic event in there." Everyone then groaned, waved their hands before their noses and made a fuss about my tact. Truly, I did drop a massive load in the bathroom. But everyone knew I was referring to the detonation of a nuclear weapon in rural North Korea four years later. Even then, everyone at my party knew I was so Vindicated.